misc.

l-i-f-e-tothe-fullest: courtneymariethegypsy: russianparkourist...

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:24:10 -0400

courtneymariethegypsy:

russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

Lol scary accurate

lol I understand now!

Happy Birthday, James. ily<3

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 03:21:57 -0400

Happy Birthday, James.

ily<3

oppa nappa bad boy

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:07:39 -0400

oppa nappa bad boy

"Epitaph When I die Give what’s left of me away To children And old men that wait to die. And if you..."

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:14:52 -0400

“

Epitaph

When I die
Give what’s left of me away
To children
And old men that wait to die.
And if you need to cry,
Cry for your brother
Walking the street beside you.
And when you need me,
Put your arms
Around anyone
And give them
What you need to give to me.

I want to leave you something,
Something better
Than words
Or sounds.

Look for me
In the people I’ve known
Or loved,
And if you cannot give me away,
At least let me live on your eyes
And not on your mind.

You can love me most
By letting
Hands touch hands,
By letting
Bodies touch bodies,
And by letting go
Of children
That need to be free.

Love doesn’t die,
People do.
So, when all that’s left of me
Is love,
Give me away.

- Merritt Malloy

”

- (via nprfreshair and elysemarshall)

LOVE ME BACK! CL<3

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:11:33 -0400

LOVE ME BACK!

CL<3

sigfodr: A version for tumblr that can be read without opening...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:08:50 -0400

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

My name is A. This is a gif from when I was in James...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:03:29 -0400

My name is A. This is a gif from when I was in James Franco’s body.

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Mon, 11 Mar 2013 01:01:49 -0400

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Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:30:21 -0500

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Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:16:31 -0500

"It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all..."

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:07:49 -0500

“

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

”

- -delacroix

(via plainviews)

“I would… fuck PJ. Then I would.. Marry PJ. Then I would… kill…...

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:05:50 -0500

“I would… fuck PJ. Then I would.. Marry PJ. Then I would… kill… PJ. And then I would fuck him again!”

All my dreams just came true.

cl is too stunning!<3 (catching the kpop bug)

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 03:06:56 -0500

cl is too stunning!<3 (*catching the kpop bug*)

exoholicwu-fan: she’s a goddess!

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 15:18:21 -0500

exoholicwu-fan:

she’s a goddess!

THE BEAUTY

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 15:16:54 -0500

THE BEAUTY

Election Day:

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 22:41:35 -0400

parallelless:

Me if Obama is reelected:

Me if Romney is elected:

The Lie Clock

Sun, 07 Oct 2012 22:36:00 -0400

The Lie Clock:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’
St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’
‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’
‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, Indicating that she never told a lie.’
‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’
St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’
‘Where’s Mitt Romney’s clock?’ asked the man.
‘Romney’s clock is in Jesus’ office. ‘He’s using it as a ceiling fan.’

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Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:24:21 -0400

satosexual: helloawkwardturtleduckhere: water-tribe-korra: scb...

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 02:56:41 -0400

satosexual:

helloawkwardturtleduckhere:

water-tribe-korra:

scbones1996:

ixhatexmonkeys:

It’s terrible of me to post this because I adore Aang, but I’m a die-hard Zutara shipper >3> And with this, I only fuel the fire.

i am officially in love with this restraunt

i ship kataang BUT OMFG AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

asdfgfd IM GOING IN THERE AND SHOUTING “KATAANG, MOTHERFUCKERS!”

LET ME SHOUT IT WITH YOU PLEASE OH MY GOD I HOPE THEY MAKE ME INTO SOME GOOD SOUP AND FEED ME TO KYOSHI

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Thu, 19 Jul 2012 02:42:19 -0400